Yeah he is...

Context: Talking about dating during undergrad.

Jack Shirts: "Yeah...hello....I'm a player."

WHOAAAAAA!

(While discussing whether “The World is Flat” is a good book or not)
Lyosha Tovmasyan: “I don’t read the content in the book and look at it as black or white, I see it as a rainbow”

Mike McInelly: “is it a single or a double?”

Our first video quote blog entry

Here is Joel Tobey doing a dance as part of a presentation in the Strategy class. I'm not sure why, but it's funny

Professor One-upper

TJ Davis:  I watch the Price is Right religiously.  I'll take you on any day.

Professor:  I watch General Conference.

No words...

Professor:  My wife pretty much takes everything back...  she took back all of her boyfriends before me.  In fact, I'm pretty sure my wife has kissed every one of your dads.

Dancing ponies

Ralph Christensen (speaking about the Golden Era of the MOB program): You know, we were encouraged to be really aggressive back then, real change agents. We had more of a cowboy mentality back then. You guys...

Victor Monreal: Yeah, we're more like show ponies

Church Ball: The Anti-Missionary Activity

Professor:  "I've had a few technical fouls in my day...  in church ball.  I joined the church in spite of church ball.  You'd think most of my technicals were for swearing, but they were really just for sarcasm.  I know, you'd never think that.  I did grab a ref once.  Anyway, let's begin!"

Safety is the key

(after talking about how DuPont's safety record for employees extends to the home - if you cut yourself at home it counts against your safety record)
Janessa Cloward: I should not work at DuPont. I would kill their safety record.

Signs of Burnout

Tara Hair:  I can't sleep because I'm stressed.
Chris DuBois:  Is there anything I can do to help?
Tara:  I just need drugs...  I just need drugs...  I just need drugs...
Chris:  ...I'll see what I can do

Long Term Planning

(While discussing retirement planning)

Professor: "I make sure my kids know that I am spending their inheritance; I want to make sure they are sad when I die."

Gender Confusion

Overheard on the loud speaker at the Rex Lee Run after placing in the top 3 of some female category: “Dustin Schick is actually a man.”

Just gross

Andrea Cordani: Do you have a thermometer?
Ray Kearney: Yeah, if I can find it..
A: It isn't a rectal thermometer, is it?
R: Only once...

1 minute of laughter

R: Sorry, I couldn't resist it
A: What? The joke or the thermometer?

Brandon Davies got in trouble for less...

From an email chain regarding a "Guy's Night Out": 

"Eaton

If I can ditch my illegitimate kids for months at a time, what's one night ditching yours!?  Now man-up and do some work! 

Adam (Eshenroder)"

The best idea ever... or a big scam

(Lewis Gunter speaks for a few minutes about a BPC team, and is interrupted...)
Rhett Weller: "Wait, did you just compare their business plan to cold fusion?"

A Fascinating Science Experiment

While discussing a case, Bradley Linnell went off about his new SWAT team tactic that entails throwing a Box-o-snakes into the house to clear out the people.

To which Elisa Wang responds, “what’s in your brain?  I want to study it!”