Memories of Omaha

Arriving at airport in Omaha, NE:
Allison Clements:  Craig [Anderson], I feel like you're my dad right now. I'm hungry. Are you going to buy me dinner?


Driving from the car rental parking lot at the airport in Omaha:
Craig Anderson:  Can you make sure it's the other group behind us?
Kate Lindsay:  Yeah, two old men in the front. Two 20 year old girls in the back? Yeah, it's them.


At the "Steak & Lube" diner in Omaha:
Kate:  What's the difference between leaded & unleaded drinks?
Allison:  Caffeine?
Kristan Brooks:  (Pause, & possible eye roll) Alcohol.


Driving around Omaha:
Craig (in driver's seat):  Oh look, you're like my wife!
Brent Walker (in passenger's seat): This is so wrong, how did I end up here? But it seems so right.


Driving across a river in Omaha:
Kate:  Look! It's the Washington Monument of Nebraska!
Allison:  THAT is a bridge.

Job Diversification as an MBA

Allison Clements:  I need to go prep for my job interview in half an hour.

Marissa Dorny:  I probably need to call Janice Kapp Perry.

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Matthew Dedrick:  I ordered a raspberry fritter and got a raspberry-filled doughnut.

Allison Clements:  Yeah, I hate it when I don't get what I want.

Strategic Resource Acquisition

Elisa Clements:  Allison has a boyfriend.

Allison Clements:  Yes, I acquired one over the recruiting break.

(Allison, I'm sorry.  Mathew made me post this.)

Only In Utah

♫ "exquisite home teachers" = selling point on ad for condo in ladies restroom, 1st floor TNRB

 

- Allison Clements, gchat status

Pure, Unadulterated Truth

Women are crazy.

- Allison Clements

Usually They're Offended By My Odor

So you're offended by my arrogance?

- Allison Clements to Thamina Christensen

No Pain, No Gain

(Referring to Allison's 24 Dates in 24 Days)
 

Rand: "So what you're doing is kind of like slow speed dating?"

Allison: "Yeah, but more intense and painful."

- Rand Blair & Allison Clements

If You Can't Stand the Heat...

(While roasting marshmallows)
"Why is this fire so hot?"

- Allison Clements