Full House

Brandon Wells:  Brandon Anderson...Branderson!

Brandon Anderson:  Yeah, that was a nickname from high school.

Brandon W:  Consider yourself lucky.  My nickname was Bob Saget.  I've grown into my Jewish nose a bit since then.

Mentor This!

(gChat conversation)
Brandon Anderson:  He'd be a great mentor.

Curtis Heyman:  I thought you already had a mentor - Chuck Norris.

Brandon:  Yeah, that's true.  But the thing about Chuck is that his advice is so mind-blowing that I end up in the hospital every time I ask him for guidance.

Lurnin'

Brandon Anderson:  What did I miss last week?

Jenny Clawson:  Nothing.  I don't remember learning anything.

Apparently, I'm a "Catastrophic failure"

I know this isn't a quote, but I just had to share this.  I got this error today while working in VBA. I guess I did something very, very wrong.

Bully

Professor:  I'm going to be gone on Wednesday, so we can have a substitute, we can reschedule, or I can just cancel class.

Jesse Carman:  I'll take a substitute.

Brandon Anderson:  Which means you'll also take a punch to the throat.

Selfless Service

Jenny Clawson:  I teach Sunday School to a bunch of 14-year-olds.

Brandon Anderson:  Ouch.  Teenagers have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Jenny:  I know.  I hate it!  I hate serving!

gChat Conversation: Tim Tam Slammin'

David Liddicoat: "I'm so happy I can get Tim Tams in the States.  Let the Tim Tam Slamming begin!"

Brian Henderson: "I want to Slam the Tim TAM!"

Brandon Anderson: "Where I come from 'Slamming the Tim Tam' doesn't mean eating cookies."

MBA Dictionary: Mandate

We couldn't find anyone else to go to lunch with us, so Ken and I went on a man date.

- Brandon Anderson

Just For The Taste Of It

Kyle Freebarin: Here's the recipe for Diet Coke - 2 parts vomit and 1 part hobo diarrhea.

Brandon Anderson: Don't forget the carcinogens.

Kyle:  Oh, yeah.  And 3 parts cancer.

We're Not Addicted. We Can Quit Anytime We Want.

Curtis Heyman:  I heard he makes us close our computers during this class.

Derek Muiana:  Yeah, he does.

Curtis Heyman:  How am I going to stay awake?

Brandon Anderson:  What are we supposed to do?

Bromancing The Stone

Brian Henderson: Do you think there's too much bromance in the MBA program?

AnnMarie Dunn: No.  I don't think so.  But there does seem to be quite a bit of it.  Why is that?

Brandon Anderson: There's just a lot of dudes. And when you get a lot of dudes together, magic happens.

Ageism

♫ "Isn't there an age limit for intramurals?"

- Our Freshman Flag Football Opponents