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Ryan Wilson: (Referring to an unnamed MBA) His wife gave him a lunch budget.

Ken Carpenter: She treats him like Jon Gosselin!

Hats Off

Professor: "I never wear hats cause I look stupid." (then puts on a hat)

Julie Hulet & Emily Tanner: "No you don't, that looks good!"

Ryan Wilson: "Actually, I'm with him on this one."

The Career Student

Ken Carpenter: Dude we should go get JD/MBAs and do contract law for VCs.

Ryan Wilson: Yeah, what’s two more years?

Justin Wood: [PhD Student] Try FIVE more years!

He's Got Ambition, Baby, Look In His Eyes

This might sound kind of weird, but what is the lowest grade you're going to give for this class?

- Ryan Wilson

True Friends Tell It Like It Is

Oliver Christensen: We went to lunch with your brother today.

 

Chloe Andersen: Really? How was it?

 

Ryan Wilson: I think I have a man-crush on him.

 

Ronell Hugh: Actually, I'm pretty sure I like him better than you.

 

Chloe: Most people do.  I even like him better than me.

 

Oliver: He's definitely nicer than you, but your strength isn't your niceness.

- Oliver Christensen, Ryan Wilson, Ronell Hugh, Chloe Andersen

I Think He Meant To Say Something Else

Professor: Why would you make that decision?

Ryan Wilson: I'm the one who has to sleep with myself every night.

Fear Factor

While getting kicked out of W241 at 12:05 am working on the BHAC paper...

Ryan: Behind Tyson Woodruff, Erin Page is the person I most fear in the MBA program.

AnnMarie: Is that a compliment?

Ryan: I don't know, I think she might actually attack me for that comment.  Now I'm really scared.

- Ryan Wilson and AnnMarie Dunn

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Chloe: I'm better than you at everything.

Ryan: I will always be better than you at peeing standing up

Chloe: I don't know.  I'm pretty talented.

- Chloe Andersen & Ryan Wilson

Knee How What?

Ryan Wilson to Dave Zhong:

"I won't correct your Mandarin if you don't correct my English!"

(in response to the grammatical error Dave pointed out in Ryan's gchat status)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Ryan Wilson: "You don't respect any of my opinions."
Brian Henderson: "When I listen to them, I do."

- Ryan Wilson & Brian Henderson

Beautiful Eyes

"I have puke green eyes...
You're hot. What's wrong with your eyes?"

- Ryan Wilson, 9.3.09

Optimism

(In relation to the BYU-OU game)
"I'm cautiously semi-optimistic."

- Ryan Wilson, 9.3.09