Signs of Burnout

Tara Hair:  I can't sleep because I'm stressed.
Chris DuBois:  Is there anything I can do to help?
Tara:  I just need drugs...  I just need drugs...  I just need drugs...
Chris:  ...I'll see what I can do

Valid excuse to leave school #1

Jay Hart:  Well, I want to go home and hang out with my wife.  My wife is hot.

Tara Hair:  That's true, your wife is hot.

It's for the best

Jack Shirts to Tara Hair when talking about going to dance clubs.

Jack:  I'm not allowed to dance in public. I've been told I dance like Bill Cosby and i like cool 80's sweaters. I've said too much already.

Ummm...

Tara Hair: "Some day when I have a wife, I'll eat better."

Google status war!

Tara Hair's Gchat status: "To the person who spilled my soup in the refrigerator and left it there for me to find, you are awesome. =) You are also welcome to buy me lunch today."

Merritto Aho's Gchat Status:  "Re: Tara Hair's status - Dear person, I suspect you also took my tamale box out of my bag, took my tamale out of the box, and hid it in another area of the fridge. You truly are awesome. Thanks for not unwrapping the corn husk."

Analyze This

"I'm not sure how much more of this analytical thinking stuff I can take."

- Tara Hair, 9.4.09