Not a study I want to be involved in

Professor: I’ve been doing studies on the effects o things like passing gas in public, picking your nose…etc

Anonymous Coward: Out of curiosity, how do you study that?

Avoid the Anonymous Coward

Anonymous Coward (via email):  yay for me, I have crabs...........................................next to all my items!

Anonymous coward strikes again

Professor:  "How good do you think my wife felt when I put my first million dollars in the bank and paid off my mortgage?"

Anonymous Coward:  "Better than my wife"

Anonymous coward says funny thing

Anonymous student who's too cowardly to let me use his name:  "Hey Matt, you wanna get a room Monday at 8?"

Matt Conran: "Ummm.."

Anonymous coward:  "Maybe I should preface that.  Hey wait, don't put my name on that quote, the first thing that you get when you search my name is that stupid quote blog."