Ouch!

Chris Kellett:  85 questions on the final?  That's way too long!

Professor:  You know, as I was finishing it last night I thought about putting two extra questions on the exam:

1. "Who is the biggest whiner in class?"
2. "Who is going to get out-gunned by his wife in every negotiation throughout his life?"

Chris Kellett, Ladies & Gentlemen

Chris Kellet:  That was awful!

Professor:  You just completely destroyed the moment, Chris.

Oliver Christensen:  That's typical.

Love and Marriage

Matt: “You get to hang out with your wife all day.”

Chris: “Yeah, but that’s not by choice!”

- Matt Kempton & Chris Kellett

Parenting Advice

Jason: "I have six kids; one's a piece of cake."

Chris: "One's a piece of cake once you have six."

- Jason Merrill & Chris Kellett

Moses & Aaron

"I'm like Moses, and he's like Aaron.  He speaks for me."

- Brian Henderson referring to Chris Kellett

Sitting

"This is just how I sit in class."

- Chris Kellett, 9.1.09