Take Off, Eh!

Jared Mackrory:  Sometimes they act like hosers.

Rand Blair: Jared, quit using slang from 10 years ago.

Steve Jackson: What are you talking about?  They use the word "Hoser" in Canada now.

Rand Blair: Case in point.

Honest Abe - Hot or Not?

Professor: What makes a good leader?

 

Jared Mackrory: Chloe said pretty.

 

Chloe Andersen: I was being facetious.

 

Jared: But I think there's something to that. When I think about the good leaders in my life, they have been tall and...

 

Christian Nielson: There's no one hotter than Abraham Lincoln.

Evidently Money CAN Buy Happiness

I can't wait until I'm independently wealthy.  Then I can be a complete nut case.

- Jared Mackrory