Valid excuse to leave school #1

Jay Hart:  Well, I want to go home and hang out with my wife.  My wife is hot.

Tara Hair:  That's true, your wife is hot.

A discrepancy the size of the universe

In discussion about establishing a common purpose within an organization.

Professor:  "In the church, we have these big hairy audacious goals--I mean, being like God!?!  There is a pretty big discrepancy between that and how Jay (Hart) is right now."

At least he didn't call you Newman!

Eric Fors: (after listening to Jay Hart and Jack Shirts banter, throws his arms up in the air) I don't believe this, you guys might as well be Jerry and George!

Jay: Who's who?

Jack: Hey! what are saying about my hairline?

What side isn't the feminine side?

Jason: "Check your e-mail"

Jay: "Why?"

Jason: "I sent you something that will appeal to your feminine side."

The primary difference between MBAs and MPAs

MPA student to Professor: Next Wednesday is the United Day of Caring.  Morning classes are cancelled.

Other MPA student:  I think that is only for the MPA program.

Jay Hart: The MBA program doesn't actual care.

Man Crush #3

(during a post-exam lunch)

Jason Stapley: Does Matt Schultz work out? He has nice arms.

Jay Hart: Please send that to the blog!

Chris DuBois: Oh no doubt, I'm on it.

Jason: Whatever man, that dude is ripped! I'm just speaking truth.

Some Groups Are Too Close

(after looking over Jay Hart's shoulder at his computer):

Jason Stapley: "Jay, are you wearing Original Scent Speed Stick today?"

Jay Hart: "Why yes, Jason, I am!"

- Jason Stapley & Jay Hart