Better late than never

Everyone going around in a class sharing their highlight of the week:

Malorie Lewis: I finally put together a resume that I can send out to people.

Kenric Russell: Welcome to the MBA program!

Definitely the better half

(Kenric Russell and wife Becky sitting down to join Amazon and Microsoft alumni at a dinner table.)

Microsoft alumnus:  So, Kenric, what do you want to do when you graduate?

Kenric: Uh.......I.......

Becky:  He really wants to work for either Amazon or Microsoft.  What a coincidence!

That's Gotta Hurt

Kenric Russell (at the end of a phone interview):  So, if you were in my shoes, how would you prepare over the next two months for this internship?

Interviewer:  I would learn a little bit more about marketing.

Biblical Pricing Model???

Kenric Russell:  I'm not sure if this is appropriate, but this reminds me of the parable of the....something...

Professor:  Ah yes, it's the Biblical pricing model.

Everyone's Favoriate Bingham Moment

"I won't ruin the surprise, but just bring extra underwear, because you might poo your pants in class today."

- Kenric Russell, regarding HR class today

We've All Been There, Bro

That..........................test.........................sucked.

- Kenric Russell, gchat status