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Ryan Wilson: (Referring to an unnamed MBA) His wife gave him a lunch budget.

Ken Carpenter: She treats him like Jon Gosselin!

Watch out, boy, he'll chew you up - He's a Maneater

Professor: So does Dr. Heaton sit on top of a desk like this?

Tim Hart: No, he sits on the podium.

Professor: The podium?

Ken Carpenter: Like a bird of prey.

The Career Student

Ken Carpenter: Dude we should go get JD/MBAs and do contract law for VCs.

Ryan Wilson: Yeah, what’s two more years?

Justin Wood: [PhD Student] Try FIVE more years!