Obligatory Star Wars Quote

Oliver Christensen: Your lack of faith is disturbing.

Joe Knight: *fakes being choked*

Family Man

Oliver Christensen: How does he have five kids and look that good?

Ronell Hugh: Maybe because he has five kids he looks that good.

This is SOOOOO Wrong

Mark Stoker: Where's your green?

Oliver Christensen: I'm not Irish and I'm wearing a green thong.

360 Review

Heather [Archibald], I think you're amazing in spite of what your heuristics feedback says.


- Oliver Christensen

I'm Lovin' It

Oliver Christensen:  We should have gone to McDonald's.

Matt Dedrick: I didn't want to burden you with McDonald's again.

Oliver:  A McGriddle is never a burden.

Rich Wilcox:  It's a burden on your colon.

Chris Kellett, Ladies & Gentlemen

Chris Kellet:  That was awful!

Professor:  You just completely destroyed the moment, Chris.

Oliver Christensen:  That's typical.

MBA = Make Bad Approximations

Professor:  I'm not making up numbers.  I'm approximating.

Oliver Christensen:  Isn't that the same thing?

Social Butterfly

Professor:  So going to Costco is a social event?

Oliver Christensen:  Everything with me is a social event.

You Smell Purty

Oliver Christensen: Erox needs a relationship manager.  They need Ronell.

Elisa Clements: Do you want to go sell human pheromones?

Nate Smith: Ronell is a human pheromone.

That's What Friends Are For

Oliver Christensen: I'm starving.

Paul Winterowd: [patting Oliver's gut] Just draw upon your reserves.

Oliver: [eyebrows up]

Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland

(In reference to a group of undergrads walking out the door dressed in all out snow clothes.)

"Those poor undies. They're all bundled up to walk in the winter."

- Oliver Christensen

And I Just Can't Get Enough

Julie Hulet: I hate that stupid quote blog.

Oliver Christensen: Why?

 

Julie: I don't get on it enough.

Denied!

(A group of MBAs walk into the elevator occupied by an undergraduate female.)

Ronell Hugh:  Look, a lady friend!

Oliver Christensen:  Nice to meet you.  What is your name?

Undergrad: Victoria.

Oliver:  I am Oliver and this is Ken, Mike, Dave, Paul, Ronell, and Ryan.

Undergrad:  I'm way too young for all of you.

Man Crush #2

(Professor brings doughnuts.)

Professor: They're hot.

 

Oliver Christensen: Like Mike Baer.

P-I-M-P

Chloe Andersen: I'm a networker/observer.

Oliver Christensen: I'm a networker/questioner.

 

Mathew Harrison: I'm a pimp.

Heaton Beatin'

(after a particularly raucous class session)

 

Oliver Christensen: So, have you decided that you want to come to BYU after visiting class today?

 

Prospective Student: I'm not as scared any more...it's not as serious as I was thinking it would be.

 

Emily Tanner: Well, this class isn't very representative. You should attend a finance class.

 

Oliver: He needs to experience the Heaton Beatin'.

 

Chloe Andersen: Any interest in attending Advanced Corporate Finance?

Prospective Student: Not if I'm going to walk out sucking my thumb.

70% Of The Time, I Read My Cases Every Time

Jamie Malone - "Oliver, how many cases have you read since you've been in B-school?"

 

Oliver Christensen - "Of 'X' which is the actual number, probably about 70%."

 

Professor - "I'm surprised it's actually that high!"

Soapbox Baby

Greg Lee:  I'll come down off my soapbox.

Oliver Christensen:  Have you ever come down from your soapbox?

 

Elisa Clements:  You were born on a soapbox.

True Friends Tell It Like It Is

Oliver Christensen: We went to lunch with your brother today.

 

Chloe Andersen: Really? How was it?

 

Ryan Wilson: I think I have a man-crush on him.

 

Ronell Hugh: Actually, I'm pretty sure I like him better than you.

 

Chloe: Most people do.  I even like him better than me.

 

Oliver: He's definitely nicer than you, but your strength isn't your niceness.

- Oliver Christensen, Ryan Wilson, Ronell Hugh, Chloe Andersen

Class Participation

Professor (who recently did a little bum shake for the class) to a distracted Oliver:  Are you in this program?

Oliver:  I'm sorry.  The butt still has me going.