I'm Not Dead Yet

Julie Hulet: I feel like when Monty Python starts being quoted, group productivity goes down instantly.

Chloe Andersen: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

We Can Dance If We Want To

Chloe Andersen: You've got glitter right by the corner of your eye.

Tim Lovell: I do? It's leftover from the interpretive dance I did this morning.

 

Sam Kearl: I don't feel like I know this team at all.

P-I-M-P

Chloe Andersen: I'm a networker/observer.

Oliver Christensen: I'm a networker/questioner.

 

Mathew Harrison: I'm a pimp.

Heaton Beatin'

(after a particularly raucous class session)

 

Oliver Christensen: So, have you decided that you want to come to BYU after visiting class today?

 

Prospective Student: I'm not as scared any more...it's not as serious as I was thinking it would be.

 

Emily Tanner: Well, this class isn't very representative. You should attend a finance class.

 

Oliver: He needs to experience the Heaton Beatin'.

 

Chloe Andersen: Any interest in attending Advanced Corporate Finance?

Prospective Student: Not if I'm going to walk out sucking my thumb.

Honest Abe - Hot or Not?

Professor: What makes a good leader?

 

Jared Mackrory: Chloe said pretty.

 

Chloe Andersen: I was being facetious.

 

Jared: But I think there's something to that. When I think about the good leaders in my life, they have been tall and...

 

Christian Nielson: There's no one hotter than Abraham Lincoln.

True Friends Tell It Like It Is

Oliver Christensen: We went to lunch with your brother today.

 

Chloe Andersen: Really? How was it?

 

Ryan Wilson: I think I have a man-crush on him.

 

Ronell Hugh: Actually, I'm pretty sure I like him better than you.

 

Chloe: Most people do.  I even like him better than me.

 

Oliver: He's definitely nicer than you, but your strength isn't your niceness.

- Oliver Christensen, Ryan Wilson, Ronell Hugh, Chloe Andersen

Who Is Emily Tanner?

Chloe Andersen:  I don't think Emily is trashy like that.

Julie Hulet: You don't know Emily.

Erin Page: Emily is a dirty, dirty.

(Conversation held while waiting for Emily Tanner to return from being visit taught.)

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Chloe: I'm better than you at everything.

Ryan: I will always be better than you at peeing standing up

Chloe: I don't know.  I'm pretty talented.

- Chloe Andersen & Ryan Wilson

Twilight

Chloe: Don't try to blame reading Twilight on your wife.

Joe: No. Twilight's all me. Gotta have my fantasies.

 

- Chloe Andersen & Joe Nabrotzky

Reverse Psychology

Chloe:  How does reverse psychology work on teams?
Christian:  I don't want to alarm you, but I've been using it on the four of you since we started.

- Chloe Andersen & Christian Nielson

If You Got A Problem...Yo, I'll Solve It

(Referring to Dr. Dean)

Brent: "He's ISYS, baby."

Chloe: "Are you really making a song reference?"

Steffan: (rapping) "Vanilla IS-YS, baby."

- Brent Walker, Steffan Freckleton & Chloe Andersen, 9.4.09