Nature's Beauty

Passing a bunch of stopped cars in Yellowstone National Park, Vasanth Yenegalla, through the window, asked a stopped tourist what everyone was looking at. The tourist turned to answer, but the driver of his car (Dave Olligschlager) didn't stop, and Vasanth protested saying, "Stop! Stop! She won't know what creature was talking to her!" Dave stopped the car 30 feet later, and Vasanth leaped from the car like a kid at Christmas. 

 

Moments later, Dave asked, "Who let Vasanth out of the car? We better all go out and get him." Vasanth returned before we got far.  He was then asked, "What was it? How good is it on a scale of 1 to 10?" Vasanth answered, "it's an elk, really far down there! I don't know what you will think, but for me it was a 9!" (To give you a scale, he later rated an incredibly beautiful ravine a "3".)

Too Sexy Indeed

Today while working on a group project:

Dave Olligschlager's phone rings and Matt Zabawa passes Dave his phone while reading the caller id:

Matt: "Oh, Andrea!" (Spoken like a true american) "Is that your girlfriend?"

Dave: "Far from. HE is too hairy for me."

Love means Sacrifice

(Discussing the sacrifices of being married while in the MBA program)

David Olligschlager:  I couldn't handle it.

David Wood:  You couldn't handle having your wife in school?

David Olligschlager:  No, having a wife.