Goldilocks said the same thing...

Classmate: "Why don't you have a bed, David?"

David Chung: "I was thinking of getting a bed, but you know, other people's are better."

Milk was a bad choice...

David Chung to Tyler White discussing Tyler's choice of drinking only Whole Milk.

"Just because you don't have a fat gut, doesn't mean you don't have clogged arteries."

Playing Hard To Get

For millions of dollars a naked man can chase me all day long.

- David Chung, referring to the male fan who kissed (attacked) a shirtless Rafael Nadal following a tennis match