"Print advice? Is that like a fortune cookie or something?"
-Janessa Cloward to the Chinese ATM asking if she wanted a receipt (aka advice)
Elena Samuels: "You speak Spanish?
Chris DuBois: "No, but I speak cajones"
"How bout Chinese food for dinner tonight? Yeah, I could go for some Chinese"
-Everyone after 10 straight days of Chinese food
Kelsey Harris: "We ordered our first meal without Chinese speakers!"
Chris DuBois: "Yeah. At Pizza Hut. And the menu had pictures. And we still screwed it up"
"Don't sit on the ground in China. Don't ask me, why, just don't."
-Dr. Fawcett
"You are all employees of the Kelsey Harris Company"
-Kelsey Harris after the nametags at Google implied we all worked for Kelsey
"I wouldn't bounce in the elevator if I were you. It says Hitachi, but I'm pretty sure it was made in China."
-Trevor McEwen while riding in the elevator in the hotel in Beijing
Chris DuBois. (to annoying street vendor): "Bu yao!" (meaning "I don't want it!)
Street vendor: "Bu yao? You speak excellent Chinese!"
"Are you a shy boy?!?"
-Suit store lady to all of the men buying suits in Shanghai when asking if we wanted her to hold up a sheet as we tried our suits on.
"Oh forget it shy boy!" *throws sheet away*
-Suit store lady to James Core after she accidently pinned James's shirt to his pants
Jim Fowler: "What's sorcery?"
James Core: "I'm pretty sure that says sourcherry"
-Trying to order a sourcherry sundae at Burger King in Hong Kong
"Don't eat butter for every meal."
-Jim Fowler
"I was put on this earth to eat Caio's jalapenos"
-Chris DuBois after a 10 days of Caio avoiding spicy food
