Mentor This!

(gChat conversation)
Brandon Anderson:  He'd be a great mentor.

Curtis Heyman:  I thought you already had a mentor - Chuck Norris.

Brandon:  Yeah, that's true.  But the thing about Chuck is that his advice is so mind-blowing that I end up in the hospital every time I ask him for guidance.

Chip Tycoon

Curtis Heyman:  Did you know that somebody found a Dorito shaped like Texas and eBay-ed it for like $1000?

Rustin Fullmer:  Dang!  I need to look more closely at my chips.

Grades Don't Matter, Right?

Dang, a 97%!  I haven’t gotten that high of a score since 7^th grade.

- Curtis Heyman

Ewwwwww.....

Kyle Lemmon: I thought you didn’t buy Nathan dogs anymore.

Curtis Heyman:  You know, I’m just not willing to pay $6 for anything else.  And I figure, I can hold it until I get home.

We're Not Addicted. We Can Quit Anytime We Want.

Curtis Heyman:  I heard he makes us close our computers during this class.

Derek Muiana:  Yeah, he does.

Curtis Heyman:  How am I going to stay awake?

Brandon Anderson:  What are we supposed to do?

Nunchuk Skills, Excel Skills...

Either you’re an Excel ninja, or you’re not.

- Curtis Heyman

The Big Easy

Headin' to N'awlins for the National Black MBA Job Fair. It'll be a lot like Mardi Gras, except we'll be in suits and ties and instead of dancing on Bourbon Street, and instead of eating great food we'll be breaking a sweat trying to answer questions correctly in job interviews. But other than that, just like Mardi Gras!

- Curtis Heyman, gchat status