Wii Camping

Jenn Larson: My family likes to play Wii when we go camping.

Class: Huh?

Greg Lee: They go "camping" at the Marriott.

Symbolum Nicaenum

(Professor talking about a differential equation)

 

Professor:  "It is always continuous, but never differentiable."

 

Greg Lee:  "Isn't that part of the Nicene Creed?"

No Means No

Professor: Why would you prefer synthetic cash to real cash?

Greg Lee: It gives you flexibility to back out of the contract.

Professor: No.

Greg: It's less risky.

Professor: No.

Greg: You sank my battleship!

Cheaters Never Prosper?

I have the grades to prove I don't cheat.


- Greg Lee

My Turn on Wall Street

Greg Lee:  I-bankers never said it would be easy, they only said it would be worth it.

Yes, Drill Sergeant

Yelling doesn't make you more right.

- Greg Lee to Jeremy Kearly

Who's the Boss?

(In Strategy class referring to the team that has both Kelletts.)

Greg Lee:  Is it true this is a family-run business?

Adam Wankier:  I heard someone was sleeping with the boss.

Jerky Boys

Professor: Wow what did you think about Brandon's presentation?

Tyson Woodruff: He kind of came off as a jerk.

Greg Lee: I liked it.

Professor in reference to Greg's comment:  Well you know, jerks like jerks.

He Goes By "Fil"

Professor:  The whole experience caused my son "Filbert" many years of frustration.

Greg Lee: I don't mean to be rude, but are you absolutely sure the cause of his problems wasn't your naming him "Filbert?"

Soapbox Baby

Greg Lee:  I'll come down off my soapbox.

Oliver Christensen:  Have you ever come down from your soapbox?

 

Elisa Clements:  You were born on a soapbox.

Dude Looks Like A Lady

I'm just a pretty brunette.  That's all I am.

- Greg Lee

All My Title Ideas For This One Are Too Dirty To Post

Greg Lee: Some companies are competing on convenience now. One that comes to mind is Cialis and Viagra.

Jenny Clawson: Just comes to mind, huh?

- Greg Lee & Jenny Clawson

The Creative Process

I always thought the marketers were the ones tripping on acid to come up with new ideas.

- Greg Lee