Memories of Omaha

Arriving at airport in Omaha, NE:
Allison Clements:  Craig [Anderson], I feel like you're my dad right now. I'm hungry. Are you going to buy me dinner?


Driving from the car rental parking lot at the airport in Omaha:
Craig Anderson:  Can you make sure it's the other group behind us?
Kate Lindsay:  Yeah, two old men in the front. Two 20 year old girls in the back? Yeah, it's them.


At the "Steak & Lube" diner in Omaha:
Kate:  What's the difference between leaded & unleaded drinks?
Allison:  Caffeine?
Kristan Brooks:  (Pause, & possible eye roll) Alcohol.


Driving around Omaha:
Craig (in driver's seat):  Oh look, you're like my wife!
Brent Walker (in passenger's seat): This is so wrong, how did I end up here? But it seems so right.


Driving across a river in Omaha:
Kate:  Look! It's the Washington Monument of Nebraska!
Allison:  THAT is a bridge.

Is That Bill Shakespeare?

If you're going to be an idiot, be true to yourself.

- Craig Anderson

Man Crush

I do love Mathew Harrison.  Not a man crush; just respect.

- Craig Anderson

Any Questions?

Rustin Fullmer: Cody [Campbell] loves his axe.  When he goes camping, he spends his whole time cutting down trees and chopping wood.

Professor: Uhh...OK.  Anyway...back to the questions.

Craig Anderson: Oh, I have a lot of questions about Cody.

True Love

You are everything to me.

- Professor to Craig Anderson