Pray Always

Ronell Hugh:  We forgot to pray this morning.

Paul Winterowd:  Nothing like morning prayer at 11:15 pm.

Elisa Clements:  We'll do another for tomorrow in 45 minutes.

Strategic Resource Acquisition

Elisa Clements:  Allison has a boyfriend.

Allison Clements:  Yes, I acquired one over the recruiting break.

(Allison, I'm sorry.  Mathew made me post this.)

You Smell Purty

Oliver Christensen: Erox needs a relationship manager.  They need Ronell.

Elisa Clements: Do you want to go sell human pheromones?

Nate Smith: Ronell is a human pheromone.

Peer Pressure

(Conversation about trying to get Steve Jackson on a team:)

Elisa Clements: Well, he said yes.

Kyle Pulley: That’s because Steve can’t say no to anyone. I’m pretty sure I could get Steve to do drugs.

Soapbox Baby

Greg Lee:  I'll come down off my soapbox.

Oliver Christensen:  Have you ever come down from your soapbox?

 

Elisa Clements:  You were born on a soapbox.

Wait...I Thought It Was The Other Way Around

The campus is our world.

- Elisa Clements