The Britt Chapman Show

In Ethics class
Professor Agle: "Is there anything wrong with the Golden Rule?"
Britt Chapman (instantly shouts out): "I've got a problem with it!"


During the Ethics case discussing debriefing:
Moderator showed this awe inspiring quote about keeping your word

"My young friends, place me behind prison walls -- walls of stone ever so high, ever so thick reaching ever so far into the ground -- there is a possibility that in some way or another I may be able to escape; but stand me on the floor and draw a chalk line around me and have me give my word of honor never to cross it. Can I get out of that circle? No, never! I would die first!"

After the moderator read the quote, Britt raised his hand and stated,
"Well that quote makes me never want to give my word for anything ever again!"


Just before a professor started a quiz in class:
Britt to Ammon Chase: "Hey let me cheat off you or I will steal your lunch."
Ammon (smiling): "Well that was in interesting statement."
Britt: "Oh no, now you are going to submit that to the stupid quote board." 

Well said

Professor (addressing the class):  So which of these options is more complex?

No response from the class....

Britt Chapman (raises his hand): Uh... I don't know.

Cheddar Sushi

I wanted to go to Cheddar's in Philadelphia, but Gary wanted sushi...and they don't have sushi at Cheddar's.

- Britt Chapman

VBA - It's All Greek To Me

Would you say that we'd be in trouble [on the test] if we understood less than, say, 12% of what we've covered?

- Britt Chapman

Cookie Monster

"You keep bringing cookies this delicious into info sessions and you'll recruit all the top talent you can handle."

- Britt Chapman, to the HR recruiter at Barclay's in London after her presentation to the BYU group, on the cookie selection at our briefing