Just gross

Andrea Cordani: Do you have a thermometer?
Ray Kearney: Yeah, if I can find it..
A: It isn't a rectal thermometer, is it?
R: Only once...

1 minute of laughter

R: Sorry, I couldn't resist it
A: What? The joke or the thermometer?

What a nice compliment

Andrea Cordani: Britney (Riggs), you are at least an 8 cow wife

Sometimes "Too Sexy" becomes "Not Sexy At All"

Andrea Cordani:  "Having a hairy chest isn't against BYU grooming standards."

Thamina Sbai:  "It should be."

But what language are they in?

Andrea Cordani:  "There are actually a couple of swear words that I really like"

Divine Intervention is Definitely Needed Here

Dick Smith: When is the big Date? (asking about Andrea's wedding)

Andrea Cordani: Its like the second coming,... only God knows!!

Too Sexy Indeed

Today while working on a group project:

Dave Olligschlager's phone rings and Matt Zabawa passes Dave his phone while reading the caller id:

Matt: "Oh, Andrea!" (Spoken like a true american) "Is that your girlfriend?"

Dave: "Far from. HE is too hairy for me."

Trust Her On This One...

Nicole Whitehead overhead explaining to Andrea Cordani: "I know. I'm right. I'm always right."

If Only...

If I could, I would kiss myself...but I can't.

-Andrea Cordani

It's Element-ary

Carly Pedersen: I am so cold!

Andrea Cordani:  What can I do to help you?  I can't command the elements.....yet.

I Can't Get No...Satisfaction

"You are not giving me any satisfaction."

- Andrea Cordani to Jennia Parkin