I'm sure Josh could come up with some good nicknames

Professor: When you spend time with someone, you come up with a nickname for them.  It's a sign of love.

Mac Wilson: Josh (Kruse), you will always just be Josh.

Where there's smoke...

Professor: We'll have to get Josh's insight into the accounting part of this problem...
Josh Kruse (flustered, then realizing the professor is referring to his TA): Oh.....for a second there I was wondering what you were smoking!

Serious case of mistaken identity

Professor: Josh, we'll send it to the finance guy for this one.

Josh Kruse: Uh, I'm HR.

Professor: Really?

Brandon Wells: he can give you a hug but that's about it.

Thanks for the insight, Josh!

Josh Kruse:  "If men were forced to be women there would be no propagation"

No Doubt About It

Josh Kruse:  "I get the feeling that other people think a lot more than I do"

It's only an analogy, thank goodness

Professor: "the next kind of analogy:"

(writes “Seductive” on the board)

Josh Kruse: Ooooh, my favorite kind

Old is not an age, it's a state of mind

Background ~ Professor professor in his 70's

Professor: Does anyone recognize this toothpaste? (as he holds up a red toothpaste)
Josh Kruse: I would never put red toothpaste in my mouth.
Professor: That's because your an old fogey.

BYU-style Payback

(First comment of IT class before class even starts)
Josh Kruse:  I'll be honest, that article was a major snoozer.
(Class laughs)
Professor:  And praying us today will be Josh Kruse...

Ladies and Gentlemen, the true Josh Kruse

Professor: Mario, would you offer a prayer for us?    And you can offer it in Spanish if you'd like.

Josh Kruse:  And that's what we call, "Racial Profiling."

It's all in the name

TA: (calling role) Edgar Ramirez?
Edgar: It's Cheney. (to the class) I have 2 last names for those of you who didn't know.
Josh Kruse: His wife made him hyphenate

Whole Lotta Love

"You're gettin' cozy dude. Good thing Oliver's not in here. I don't know if there's enough love for him."

- Josh Kruse