WHOAAAAAA!

(While discussing whether “The World is Flat” is a good book or not)
Lyosha Tovmasyan: “I don’t read the content in the book and look at it as black or white, I see it as a rainbow”

Mike McInelly: “is it a single or a double?”

Our first video quote blog entry

Here is Joel Tobey doing a dance as part of a presentation in the Strategy class. I'm not sure why, but it's funny

Brandon Davies got in trouble for less...

From an email chain regarding a "Guy's Night Out": 

"Eaton

If I can ditch my illegitimate kids for months at a time, what's one night ditching yours!?  Now man-up and do some work! 

Adam (Eshenroder)"

The best idea ever... or a big scam

(Lewis Gunter speaks for a few minutes about a BPC team, and is interrupted...)
Rhett Weller: "Wait, did you just compare their business plan to cold fusion?"

A Fascinating Science Experiment

While discussing a case, Bradley Linnell went off about his new SWAT team tactic that entails throwing a Box-o-snakes into the house to clear out the people.

To which Elisa Wang responds, “what’s in your brain?  I want to study it!”

The Salary Bubble that will hopefully never pop

Professor: Today the average CEO makes 263 times what the lowest paid employee makes.  That is double what it was in the 90's.  How much longer can these lopsided ratios continue?

Bradley Linnell: Hopefully until we retire.

More toilet humor

(after Rhett Weller sent Hailey George a picture of one of the fancy toilets at Google):

Hayley George: I don't know how I feel about Rhett sending me pictures about toilets.

Great fan support

Brian Dennison: I knew we were going to win when I spotted two apostles in the stands.

A scary thought

Bradley Linnell:  You gotta love a woman who loves firearms.  You just can't upset her.

A true motto for life

Austin Wilcox: "Seems strong in hind view, but how do you know these things from the start? How do you know you aren't deluding yourself?"
Professor: "There's no tool in the world to stop delusions. There's the old saying, 'you can't fix stupid.'"

Sometimes we lose count after a million

Cannon Hamaker: How many children do you have?

Janice Kirk: I don't know.

Bradley Linnell: Are you a seahorse or something?

Ops drives us all to crazy things

Kari Ann Young:  "During the operations test, I just couldn't stop thinking about 12 year old boys"

Somehow I forgot to post this one...

9/9/10 6:58am 

Burt Williams: “So, if you leave a suit in your car overnight, can that make it shrink, cause my suit feels much smaller?”

Mike Eaton: “Umm, no Burt, I think there’s something else that’s making your suit feel tight!”

And the truth comes out!

Lewis Gunther, Section 3 President, was beginning to make a comment in class and this is how he started his comment:

“My Husband…”

The whole class busted out in laughter and he just couldn’t recover from there.

I'm sure there's a business plan here somewhere...

Benjamin Rabner: Where do you get a Bio-hazard Suit?
Nick Lyon: I don't know, but you can use a Bio-hazard suit for so many things.

A worthy goal

Jared Christensen: "I want to be that high paid dot up there"

Professor: "So your goal in life is to be a 60 year old standard deviant?"

Three from Tyler Casper

Tyler Casper: (when talking about designers) "Oh, Obama isn't liberal enough for me.  I voted for Nader."


Anonymous: Are you going to the dinner at the professors house?
Tyler:  Why did you ask it like a fat girl just asked you to prom.


Tyler: I can't believe you don't know my name.  How do you not know it by now?
Professor:  I have a snappy remark for that.
Tyler: oh, please share
Professor:  Neither do any of the single ladies....Zing.

Congrats Joe!

Joe Hilton: Look at me, I'm a Mormon!

A phrase not commonly heard at BYU

(For the second years:  In LeBaron's leadership class, the tool he uses to select students to summarize the readings is called "Satan.")

Bradley Linell: I've had good luck with Satan!

The easiest path in finance is usually not the one to go with

Professor: Did you say you wanted to do the debt or equity line
Todd Castagna: I said debt, but which ones easier
Professor: Equity, but we're going ahead with debt.