Rough night!

Overheard from a single girl in the MBA program:

"So I had 2 DTRs last night..."

Oops!

(After explaining the KUP decision making model)

Professor:  "(Use this model) for the really important decisions you'll make in life… like who to marry."

Student:  "Too late."

Ouch

(On going to the New Graduate Student Dinner)
Anonymous:  "I just want to meet new men because all of the MBA ones are bad.

Does Not Compute

"I didn't know they could be funny."

 

- Anonymous MBA Student about MISM student in Project Management

BHAC Attack

BHAC ruined my whole weekend...plus the week before...

- Anonymous

BHAP

BIG HORRENDOUS ASININE PAPER

- Anonymous

BHAC - Big Hairy Audacious Crap

gchat status:

"Giving myself until 10pm to be done with the BHAC.  I just erased everything I wrote because it was crap.  41 minutes to go."

- Anonymous