Today's Vocabulary Lesson

AnnMarie Dunn: What does salience mean again?

Mathew Harrison: You know, it's like salient translucence.

Paul Winterowd:  That's going straight to the quote blog.

It's How Friends Say, "I Love You"

Christian Nielson: Prepare for one-upmanship.

Mathew Harrison: Okay. And then I'll up yours.

No Laptop Left Behind

Professor:  Have you heard the phrase that correlation does not imply causation?

Mathew Harrison:  Yeaaaah...it's kind of like laptops in the classroom.

Professor:  (blank stare) I'm sorry, I didn't see the connection there.

P-I-M-P

Chloe Andersen: I'm a networker/observer.

Oliver Christensen: I'm a networker/questioner.

 

Mathew Harrison: I'm a pimp.

Mathew is the new Perez Hilton

(After Mathew shares the story of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife.)

Julie's Dad: Where did you hear that story?

Mathew Harrison: TMZ.

The Midas Touch

(After hearing that Kyle Freebairn's team took first in the Idea Pitch.)
 
Man, Kyle succeeds at everything he does.  Everything he touches turns to gold...(pause)...I need him to touch me...

- Mathew Harrison

She Blinded Me With Science

I don't believe in the science behind vaccinations.

- Mathew Harrison

He Told Me To Post This, And I Didn't Argue

Seriously, Brandon should get the Hawes for the MBA Quotes Blog.  If that's not a service to the community, I don't know what is!

- Mathew Harrison

I Think He Forgot Who He Was Talking To

Professor: More students can register for my Strategic Issues in Operations class next semester.

Mathew Harrison: Is that a good class, though?

Joe the Plumber

(Joe enters the room after being absent.)

Class: Joe!

Mathew: He's been sleeping with Moroni.  Wait...

Classic Mathew

At 9:41pm, the night before the paper is due...

"I'm changing my BHAC."

--Mathew Harrison

It's A Common Expression

That test is going to be a walk in the freaking cake.

- Mathew Harrison

Donuts or Steaks?

(Someone's phone rings in class)
Class: "Donuts!"
Mathew: "Steaks."

- Mathew Harrison, 9.3.09

Mathew's Policies

"I have a policy. I don't do any reading before the first day of class, and I don't do any homework on my birthday."

- Mathew Harrison, 9.3.09