Showing posts with label Matt Kempton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Kempton. Show all posts

Monday, October 5, 2009

Slick Willy

Professor: "Bill Clinton took credit for the economic recovery the day after he took office.  The truth is that Donald Duck could have been President and the economy still would have recovered."

Matt Kempton: "Donald Duck doesn't wear pants either."

- Professor & Matt Kempton

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Love and Marriage

Matt: “You get to hang out with your wife all day.”

Chris: “Yeah, but that’s not by choice!”

- Matt Kempton & Chris Kellett