Just gross

Andrea Cordani: Do you have a thermometer?
Ray Kearney: Yeah, if I can find it..
A: It isn't a rectal thermometer, is it?
R: Only once...

1 minute of laughter

R: Sorry, I couldn't resist it
A: What? The joke or the thermometer?

Cases

Ray Kearney: Can anyone give me a summary of the case?
Brittany Riggs: Did you read the case?
Ray: Yeah, but that doesn't always help.

Slackers!

Janessa Cloward: I can't wait to be a second year. They hardly do anything!

Ray Kearney: Embrace your first year...stop doing things now!

Hmmm....

Carly: Have you ever proposed to someone while sitting on them?

Ray: No, but there's a first time for everything.

- Carly Pedersen, Ray Kearney