Positional Stereotyping

Jasmine Palmer throws a mini football to Brittany Riggs and says, "you have to catch it!"

Britt doesn't.

Malorie Lewis: "that's why she's the quarterback"

Marital exit strategies

Brandon Wells: If you're going to be a trophy wife, you need to sit courtside (at an NBA game), not in the nosebleeds. How are the players going to see you?

Janessa Cloward: I'm not sure that'll work...what about that whole flirt-to-convert thing?

Brandon: If he's in the NBA, you know he'll cheat on you, so just don't get a pre-nup. You'll get a divorce in a year and end up with his money, and then you can marry your good little Mormon boy.

Janessa and Brittany Riggs: I guess that works...

Brandon: It's called an exit strategy, ladies. Welcome to business school.

Cases

Ray Kearney: Can anyone give me a summary of the case?
Brittany Riggs: Did you read the case?
Ray: Yeah, but that doesn't always help.

Raised In (not Raising) Arizona

Professor:  Who's from Arizona?

Malorie Lewis: Chandler.

Brittany Riggs: Mesa.

Professor:  Which is all really the same thing.

Malorie: [shaking her head] They're not the same.

I'll Tell What I Want... What I Really Really Want

I really wanted the Spice Girl, but I'm still happy that I got this.

- Brittany Riggs