Viva La Revolucion!

When discussing trying to amend our class “constitution” (i.e. syllabus):

Let’s just move on.  I am too old to start a revolution.

- Erin Page

Prison Break

When this class is over I'm pretty sure the feeling will be comparable to the feeling one gets when being released from prison.


- Erin Page

We Are All On Drugs

And sometimes, let me just say this, being delusional is like a drug and I’m really good at being delusional.

- Erin Page

Tapeworms are the new Atkins

Erin Page: A disease is a great way to lose weight.

 

Heather Archibald: Maybe we could sell tapeworms or infections or something.

 

Steve Sawaya: Sounds like a great business plan competition submission.

I Feel Witty, Oh So Witty

I've gotta stop making clever quotes because I'm monopolizing the quote board.

- Erin Page

Who Is Emily Tanner?

Chloe Andersen:  I don't think Emily is trashy like that.

Julie Hulet: You don't know Emily.

Erin Page: Emily is a dirty, dirty.

(Conversation held while waiting for Emily Tanner to return from being visit taught.)

HP

Erin Page: HP hates me.

 

Rich Hoopes: Right, HP stands for Hate Page.

She Knows From Personal Experience

No, let me just tell you - fiber ruins lives.

- Erin Page

Waxing Philosophical

We could just look at ourselves in the mirror all day for the rest of our lives and feel completely fulfilled.  Then when God asks, "What did you do?" you can say, "I understood beauty."

- Erin Page making sense of some undergrad's infatuation with herself

Classic Girly Sleepover

Erin Page: Yes, I have a room.  W221.  Come with me and we can study and laugh.

Emily Tanner: And have a pillow fight in our panties.

Pretty Open

Emily: "I feel like we are open all the time."  (In reference to being open to receive the ball during flag football practice).

Erin: "That's because we're the prettiest."

- Erin Page & Emily Tanner

It's Raining (Hot) Men

You may wonder what “hot men” syndrome is…..I will tell you.

- Erin Page

20, 20, 24 Hours To Go...I Wanna Be Sedated

♫ I want to be sedated.  Please, someone sedate me now.

 

- Erin Page, gchat status

Are You Gellin'?

"The men in the MBA program have an infatuation with styling gel, and it is highly inappropriate."

- Erin Page

She's Great With Kids

"I would also like to clarify my last statement of 'I hate the children.' What I meant to say was, I love the children, but I hate their appetites for gourmet macaroni.

- Erin Page