Bully

Professor:  I'm going to be gone on Wednesday, so we can have a substitute, we can reschedule, or I can just cancel class.

Jesse Carman:  I'll take a substitute.

Brandon Anderson:  Which means you'll also take a punch to the throat.

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself

Sometimes my biggest pet peeve is other people - that they exist.

- Jesse Carman

Mmm...Donuts

We've taken this like a donut, and glazed over it...

- Jesse Carman, discussing a group case