Don't even want to ask...

David Moss: you know I'm really a fan of laxatives.

Interesting but false

Professor:  I found this data interesting.

David Moss:  Didn't you make up the data?

Professor:  Uh, yeah.

David Moss:  So, you made up interesting data?

Professor:  Yes.  Everything I do is interesting.

Way to make first interviews even more awkward

Professor: What's a irresistible analogy to job search?

Dave Moss:  Well, people always say it's like dating. 

Al Camargo: I'm sorry, I just don't see how job searching can be as enjoyable as dating.

Professor:  It's true, you rarely kiss after the first interview.

Never camp with David Moss

Professor: It's difficult to distinguish between wants and needs. Beyond food, shelter, and toilet paper, everything else is a want, right?  

Dave Moss: No, you don't really need toilet paper.

Must've been really hard on his wife...

Professor: Has anyone here worked in production? Have you ever produced anything and know what goes into to?
David Moss: My wife and I made a baby. That took 9 months.

I'm not convinced...

David Moss:  "If it were between BBQ chips and Curry chips, I'd take curry because I'm sophisticated."

Leadership even in death is true leadership

(while doing a practice interview)

Carly Pedersen: "So tell me about a time when you showed leadership."

David Moss: "Okay, let me tell you another one related to death.  So there I was..."

Short, Dark, and Handsome

Your hair looks really good, Chloe.  When you said on your gchat status that your were going shorter and darker, I thought you were changing your dating preferences.

- David Moss to Chloe Andersen about her new hair style

You're Fired!

- Once you've fired three people you've fired 500.

David Moss

Boxers or Briefs?

Heather: "Does anyone know what a creative brief is?"

David: "Unusual underwear?"
 
- David Moss & Heather Archibald, 9.3.09