Trunky

Professor:  “Here it is!  The last cold call of the semester!” (to student) “What did you think of the article?”

Brian Henderson:  “I didn’t read it.”

Just The Two Of Us

Professor:  "I'm a late bloomer.  I didn't get married until later in life, when I was 35 years old."

 

Brian Henderson:  "You and me both."

And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us Americans...

Brian Henderson: "What language are you speaking?"

 

Greek Person: "Greek."

 

Brian: "You speak it REALLY well."

 

- Brian Henderson, to two Greek crepe shop owners in Paris, upon hearing them speak another language

Prima Donna

Brian Henderson to French Guy:  "He's kind of a prima donna. You know, has to bring two suitcases to Europe."

 

French Guy to Rick Swensen:  "You packed two suitcases and you chose to wear that?" 

 

- French guy in Paris to Rick Swensen, who struggled to board the train with his two large suitcases while wearing classically american jeans and a baby blue fleece

What can go wrong at Wymount?

(Regarding checking on their four kids, who were home during the NAC event.)

Esther Liddicoat: We should probably get home.

Brian Henderson: Are your kids babysitting each other?

Esther: Yeahhhh. Well, we've got a ten year old, and neighbor kids are helping. You know, making sure there are no fights.

 

David Liddicoat: What can go wrong at Wymount? She's mature. She's ten and a half.

Brian Henderson, You're My Hero

Brian Henderson: "You should know that we are moving forward with this, building a mockup, and flying out to Indiana to start working on this, and you can all say you were here at the beginning."

Rustin Fullmer: "So lucky to be in Brian's aura."

gChat Conversation: Tim Tam Slammin'

David Liddicoat: "I'm so happy I can get Tim Tams in the States.  Let the Tim Tam Slamming begin!"

Brian Henderson: "I want to Slam the Tim TAM!"

Brandon Anderson: "Where I come from 'Slamming the Tim Tam' doesn't mean eating cookies."

Like Gummi Berries?

Brian Henderson: You should have told her to eat more Acai berries.

AnnMarie Dunn: Where did the magic berries come from?

Moroni Schwab: Brian loves magic fruit berries.

I'm Bringin' Sackcloth Back

(Referring to the MBA program's poor networking to date)

We should all rend our clothing and walk in sackcloth & ashes.

- Brian Henderson

Definitely A Wannabe

WI used to think the Spice Girls song 'Wannabe' was saying that I had to hook up with all the girl's friends before I could hook up with the girl. And I was like, "Man, I got to move to Britain!'

- Brian Henderson

He Does Quality Work

I haven't written a book report since the fifth grade - on a family of gorillas... So I copied a picture of this gorilla family in there and pasted my picture on it, and said 'Here's my family portrait!'

 

Brian Henderson

Bromancing The Stone

Brian Henderson: Do you think there's too much bromance in the MBA program?

AnnMarie Dunn: No.  I don't think so.  But there does seem to be quite a bit of it.  Why is that?

Brandon Anderson: There's just a lot of dudes. And when you get a lot of dudes together, magic happens.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Ryan Wilson: "You don't respect any of my opinions."
Brian Henderson: "When I listen to them, I do."

- Ryan Wilson & Brian Henderson

"Hands-On" Experience

It was very open and touchy-feely, and it made me feel icky.

- Brian Henderson

The Dew

♫ I wonder if Sheri Dew hates the Mountain Dew slogan.

 

- Brian Henderson, gchat status

Erin Brockovich

"When I was negotiating with Chloe, I felt like Erin Brockovich.  I thought she was going to crush my hopes and dreams.

- Brian Henderson

Moses & Aaron

"I'm like Moses, and he's like Aaron.  He speaks for me."

- Brian Henderson referring to Chris Kellett