The man you wish your man was

Dr. Foster: Amazon employs a CRM system to customize your experience on their webpage.  So let's look at their suggestions for my next purchase.  Ok, there are drills here, I bought my son in laws drills for Christmas, but I've never bought razors from them, odd.

Justin Anderson: Maybe they figure if you are buying drills you're a manly man, that you need to shave.

Mmmm, tasteful food...

From Negotiations class:

Professor: How do you measure tasteful?

Justin Anderson: The restaurants will be really good J

Case in point

Justin Andersen (discussing a negotiation):  Wait, is Carly part of the union?
Chris DuBois: Don't worry, Carly's deaf anyway.
Carly (on the other side of the lounge):  What'd you say, I'm dead to you?!?
Justin:  Exactly

Longing for Mediocrity

Justin: "Yeah, there are a lot of overachievers in the program."

Paul: "I can't wait to be done with school and be back in the real world where I can be above average among mediocre people."

- Paul Winterowd, Justin Andersen

Great...Now I'm Hungry

Justin Andersen:  First you have the CPK.  What does CPK mean again?

Janessa Cloward:  California Pizza Kitchen?

Only If It Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Frozen hot chocolate?  Isn't that a milkshake?

- Justin Andersen

Give & Take

Justin Andersen (Chloe's brother) to Chloe: "Hey, it's give & take. You watch our kids. We give you a bunch of stuff we didn't pay for."

- Justin Andersen

Who's the Boss?

"All I have to say is, I wear the pants in the family. She just tells me which ones to put on."

- Justin Andersen