Soapbox Baby

Greg Lee:  I'll come down off my soapbox.

Oliver Christensen:  Have you ever come down from your soapbox?

 

Elisa Clements:  You were born on a soapbox.

True Friends Tell It Like It Is

Oliver Christensen: We went to lunch with your brother today.

 

Chloe Andersen: Really? How was it?

 

Ryan Wilson: I think I have a man-crush on him.

 

Ronell Hugh: Actually, I'm pretty sure I like him better than you.

 

Chloe: Most people do.  I even like him better than me.

 

Oliver: He's definitely nicer than you, but your strength isn't your niceness.

- Oliver Christensen, Ryan Wilson, Ronell Hugh, Chloe Andersen

Designer Genes

Professor: Ronell, you're somewhat unique.

Ronell Hugh:  What?

Professor: I mean - uh - you have a nice pair of jeans on.

He's A Little Confused

I love finance for that reason...because it's just like chemistry.

- Professor

Awww, They're So Cute

Rustin Fullmer: Millions of microscopic baby worms?

 

Corey Davis: Sounds like my mission.

Tapeworms are the new Atkins

Erin Page: A disease is a great way to lose weight.

 

Heather Archibald: Maybe we could sell tapeworms or infections or something.

 

Steve Sawaya: Sounds like a great business plan competition submission.

Thanks, NAFTA!

Mexico recently passed China in exporting goods to the U.S.  That probably includes drugs also.

- Professor

Dig A Pit For Thy Neighbor, There Is No Harm In This

Michael Esselman: "That's not ethical.  You set us up!"

 

Professor: "I set it up; you were just the one who fell in!"

Just In Case You Forgot That We're At BYU

Professor: "Is it ever right to push someone off the bridge, if it means you will save everyone on the train?"

 

Other Student: "It's better for one man to perish than for a whole nation to dwindle in unbelief."

 

Rand Blair: "I would definitely push Laban off the bridge."

She's A Really Sweet Girl, Though

Talk about a declining margin of value.  Baby daughter: Priceless.  15-year old daughter: I'll pay you to take her.

 

- Professor

So Now What Am I Supposed To Do On The Weekend?

"I have found ONE universal principle.  One should NOT torture children for fun."

 

- Professor

Longing for Mediocrity

Justin: "Yeah, there are a lot of overachievers in the program."

Paul: "I can't wait to be done with school and be back in the real world where I can be above average among mediocre people."

- Paul Winterowd, Justin Andersen

FCE is the new FHE - Family Costco Evening

You've got the lesson next Monday.

- Devan Raynor to Weston Pope at Costco after the Cores, Lowells, Fowlers, Jacksons, Christensens, Raynors, and Popes all ran into each other

Like A Fireplace Poker Or Hugh Jackman?

I would rather be beaten by something hard and hot than grade papers.

- Professor

Wait...I Thought It Was The Other Way Around

The campus is our world.

- Elisa Clements