In this case, grades DO matter... as long as they're better than a C+

(Aaron Johnson and Ryan Christensen discussing internship status)

Ryan: So yeah, I got an internship offer.

Aaron: Awesome! Now all you have to do is pass your classes…. unless you care about the widow’s mite.

Definitely the better half

(Kenric Russell and wife Becky sitting down to join Amazon and Microsoft alumni at a dinner table.)

Microsoft alumnus:  So, Kenric, what do you want to do when you graduate?

Kenric: Uh.......I.......

Becky:  He really wants to work for either Amazon or Microsoft.  What a coincidence!

Old is not an age, it's a state of mind

Background ~ Professor professor in his 70's

Professor: Does anyone recognize this toothpaste? (as he holds up a red toothpaste)
Josh Kruse: I would never put red toothpaste in my mouth.
Professor: That's because your an old fogey.

I don't think it was the fault of the plastic people

(While playing a game of foosball against Merritt Aho)

Matt Conran: "That was the worst display of athleticism of plastic people ever!"

Ummm...

Tara Hair: "Some day when I have a wife, I'll eat better."

Choosing your words carefully is a virtue when around the person who runs the Quote Blog

(While walking to the Target party at NBMBAA, after attending another party that had nametags)

Jennia Parkin (referring to Chris's nametag):  What does that red dot mean? Oh i thought it meant virgin...."

Chris DuBois and Janessa Cloward start cracking up.

Jennia:  "Not like that, like virgin drinks!  Oh man, I need to be careful about saying stupid things around you guys!"

Leadership even in death is true leadership

(while doing a practice interview)

Carly Pedersen: "So tell me about a time when you showed leadership."

David Moss: "Okay, let me tell you another one related to death.  So there I was..."

It's like Christmas!

While working on a group case for finance-

Carol Ng:  "This is so much fun!  I had to force myself to sleep last night to
keep myself from thinking about this case!"

Witty titles are sacrilegious

Professor:  The first two quorums of the seventy are the lifers. they don't get out alive. It's a bad deal.

Poor baby Mario

Mario Ruiz: "I'm teething."

Not what you want to hear from your professors

Professor:  You don't really see this much from me because I'm a nice little love machine up here...

What's the saying about a broken clock always being right twice?

Professor's response to a student's incorrect answer: "YES!  That's the right answer...to a different question."

FUNance? Not with jokes like these...

Professor: "What kind of museum would want to buy a boring mill?  A Boring Museum!"

Jack Shirts, Sore Loser

(After losing to the 1st years in tug-of-war at the opening social)

Jack Shirts: "Don't ask for a contact from me, folks!"

Two from Tara

Tara Hair:  I love pillows.  I would live in a padded room if I could!
Chris DuBois:  Well...  that seems like a possibility.

Tara: Was Gidget that surfer movie with Sally Ride?
Chris:  Yeah, it was called Gidget, but I'm pretty sure Sally Ride exploded in the Challenger.

(Note:  Sally Ride wasn't on the Challenger, making this just a comedy of errors)