Three guesses what professor said this...

Professor:  "Did I give you a really hard quiz question today?  Yes, I gave you the hardest question known to mankind!"

Hang in there...

Devon Black: "So Steve when do you expect to get rejected by XYZ Company "

Steve Selden: "He said it would take 1-2 weeks to finalize the rejection letter"

Recruiting season can really get you down...

Avoid the Anonymous Coward

Anonymous Coward (via email):  yay for me, I have crabs...........................................next to all my items!

Anonymous coward strikes again

Professor:  "How good do you think my wife felt when I put my first million dollars in the bank and paid off my mortgage?"

Anonymous Coward:  "Better than my wife"

No Doubt About It

Josh Kruse:  "I get the feeling that other people think a lot more than I do"

Playing the part is important too, I guess...

Rhett Weller: "Seth, Why are you dressed up today?"
Seth Gonzalez: "Phone interview"

Even after brain surgery, Jasmine rocks

Jasmine Palmer (After receiving a University of Utah mug in the hospital):  "Don't worry, we'll burn it after I'm done with it."

Sure you are Brandon!

Brandon Wells: "I should have done HR.  Oh, wait, but I'm not a mariposa."

Anonymous coward says funny thing

Anonymous student who's too cowardly to let me use his name:  "Hey Matt, you wanna get a room Monday at 8?"

Matt Conran: "Ummm.."

Anonymous coward:  "Maybe I should preface that.  Hey wait, don't put my name on that quote, the first thing that you get when you search my name is that stupid quote blog."

Makes me want to work out

Professor talking about the biases of our generation:  "Your parents had racism and sexism, but you have fat-ism. Your generation has a bias against fatness, so you are all going to grow up and be fat-ists."

Goldilocks said the same thing...

Classmate: "Why don't you have a bed, David?"

David Chung: "I was thinking of getting a bed, but you know, other people's are better."

It's only an analogy, thank goodness

Professor: "the next kind of analogy:"

(writes “Seductive” on the board)

Josh Kruse: Ooooh, my favorite kind

Dumb people are good for something

Professor (discussing Warren Buffet’s investment skills):  “Smart people take money from dumb people until dumb people don't have anything left to invest"

I think you're doing it wrong

Professor: Brian, Have you ever shorted a stock?

Brian Clegg: Yes

Professor: What do you do?

Brian Clegg: I lose money...

To be fair, it smells like other things too

Doug Mumford:  "I usually avoid the lounge because it always smells like curry, which is good to eat, but not to lounge in."