Proof that you'll retain EVERYTHING you're learning in MBA school (riiight...)

Class of 2010 graduates Paul Winterowd and Ronell Hugh during a conversation discussing real estate investments...

Paul: It's a good thing we got our MBA so create spreadsheets to figure all this stuff out

Ronell: Ya, now we know how to calculate that NPR

Paul:  Uhh, I think it's called a NPV...

Covering all the bases

(in Heaton’s Class)

Adam Cuppett: we’re going to have a riveting discussion today : cigarettes and beer

Aaron Lund: now all we to do is discuss a porn case and we’ll be all set.

Proper form is important

Professor moving a heavy box full of books, while Doug Mumford sits behind him watching.

Doug: "Way to lift with your legs."

Congrats Joe!

Joe Hilton: Look at me, I'm a Mormon!

Thanks for the insight, Josh!

Josh Kruse:  "If men were forced to be women there would be no propagation"

A phrase not commonly heard at BYU

(For the second years:  In LeBaron's leadership class, the tool he uses to select students to summarize the readings is called "Satan.")

Bradley Linell: I've had good luck with Satan!

The easiest path in finance is usually not the one to go with

Professor: Did you say you wanted to do the debt or equity line
Todd Castagna: I said debt, but which ones easier
Professor: Equity, but we're going ahead with debt.

Valuable work experience

John Ellis:  “I worked at Taco Bell… for 3 weeks”

What side isn't the feminine side?

Jason: "Check your e-mail"

Jay: "Why?"

Jason: "I sent you something that will appeal to your feminine side."

Sometimes "Too Sexy" becomes "Not Sexy At All"

Andrea Cordani:  "Having a hairy chest isn't against BYU grooming standards."

Thamina Sbai:  "It should be."

It's "fair"

Professor: And why does DeWalt allow women, who aren't their primary target market, test drive their tools at NASCAR events?

Bradley Linnell: Title IX

Wait, that's easy?

Professor: Don't turn your brains off just because it's easy to calculate an average and multiply

That came out wrong

Brandon Wells (referring to Malorie's Boise State shirt): Malorie, take that shirt off right now! (pause) I mean, put something else on too of course...  That came out wrong

Well said

Professor (addressing the class):  So which of these options is more complex?

No response from the class....

Britt Chapman (raises his hand): Uh... I don't know.

I'm not convinced...

David Moss:  "If it were between BBQ chips and Curry chips, I'd take curry because I'm sophisticated."