A scary thought

Bradley Linnell:  You gotta love a woman who loves firearms.  You just can't upset her.

A true motto for life

Austin Wilcox: "Seems strong in hind view, but how do you know these things from the start? How do you know you aren't deluding yourself?"
Professor: "There's no tool in the world to stop delusions. There's the old saying, 'you can't fix stupid.'"

Sometimes we lose count after a million

Cannon Hamaker: How many children do you have?

Janice Kirk: I don't know.

Bradley Linnell: Are you a seahorse or something?

Did you know murder was politically correct?

(While discussing a case)

Patrick Nelson: "So if the fisherman-- er, fisher people..."

Professor" "Yeah, let's be sure to be politically correct as possible.  Let's just call them murderers."

Bluntness is honesty

Professor:  I didn't hear what you said but I'm sure it was wrong

(turns out the student was right)

And we're back...

Professor: you international student, what do you think of root beer?

Some MAcc Student : it tastes like medicine, I’d rather drink Nyquil instead.

Today is pile on Ops day apparently

(discussion about whether to take an ops class next semester)

Marshall Weidman: What’s to know about a factory? Stuff comes in and stuff goes out

Ops drives us all to crazy things

Kari Ann Young:  "During the operations test, I just couldn't stop thinking about 12 year old boys"

A discrepancy the size of the universe

In discussion about establishing a common purpose within an organization.

Professor:  "In the church, we have these big hairy audacious goals--I mean, being like God!?!  There is a pretty big discrepancy between that and how Jay (Hart) is right now."

Mmmm, tasteful food...

From Negotiations class:

Professor: How do you measure tasteful?

Justin Anderson: The restaurants will be really good J

Somehow I forgot to post this one...

9/9/10 6:58am 

Burt Williams: “So, if you leave a suit in your car overnight, can that make it shrink, cause my suit feels much smaller?”

Mike Eaton: “Umm, no Burt, I think there’s something else that’s making your suit feel tight!”

And the truth comes out!

Lewis Gunther, Section 3 President, was beginning to make a comment in class and this is how he started his comment:

“My Husband…”

The whole class busted out in laughter and he just couldn’t recover from there.

I'm sure there's a business plan here somewhere...

Benjamin Rabner: Where do you get a Bio-hazard Suit?
Nick Lyon: I don't know, but you can use a Bio-hazard suit for so many things.

We all wish we were Howard

Brandon Wells: I hate being a white male. I wish I was Asian like Howard (Kuan).

Way to make first interviews even more awkward

Professor: What's a irresistible analogy to job search?

Dave Moss:  Well, people always say it's like dating. 

Al Camargo: I'm sorry, I just don't see how job searching can be as enjoyable as dating.

Professor:  It's true, you rarely kiss after the first interview.