Risk vs. Reward

Look at me… A banana peel could do me in at any time!

- Professor about why he shouldn’t invest as aggressively as he does

Chocolate - It's For Dudes Too

You get to a certain time in the day when you need to drown your sorrows in chocolate.

- Steffan Freckleton

Reverse Psychology

Chloe:  How does reverse psychology work on teams?
Christian:  I don't want to alarm you, but I've been using it on the four of you since we started.

- Chloe Andersen & Christian Nielson

It's Just A Flesh Wound

She's in a bad situation, but she's not dead yet.

- Professor explaining why a character's poor decision still has value

Evil Empire

Where’s the president?  Who’s the president of the this section?  Why don’t you call on someone to give us the answer.  By the way, I am the emperor of this section, just so we’re clear.

- Professor

Two Words

No, it’s an op-tion.  Two words: op. tion.

- Professor

It's Raining (Hot) Men

You may wonder what “hot men” syndrome is…..I will tell you.

- Erin Page

Nunchuk Skills, Excel Skills...

Either you’re an Excel ninja, or you’re not.

- Curtis Heyman

The Creative Process

I always thought the marketers were the ones tripping on acid to come up with new ideas.

- Greg Lee

Clever...

"You don't get to the ah-ha until you have the ha-ha in front of it."

- Professor, on laddering

Busta Rhymes

(In reference to "not biting the hand that feeds" or "don't kill the golden goose"...)

"Make peace, don't kill geese. Ha hahahah. I just came up with that on my own! Pretty good for 10:30 in the morning!"

- Professor

Keep The Commandments...

"If tomorrow we all woke up and obeyed all of the commandments the country would be in a 20-year depression."

- Tim Hart, referring to counsel from church leaders to save money and get out of debt

Give & Take

Justin Andersen (Chloe's brother) to Chloe: "Hey, it's give & take. You watch our kids. We give you a bunch of stuff we didn't pay for."

- Justin Andersen

B(N)O

Nathan: "You know GNO's (Girls Night Out)?? Well this is a BNO (Boy's Night Out)..." (Referring to the guys who came to cheer)

 

Kate: "Yeah... AT the GNO..."

 

- Nathan Child and Kate Lindsay at the Women's Flag Football Game

Too Much Disney

Janessa: Why in the world are you speaking squirrel?
Jennia: At least I'm not speaking whale!

- Janessa Cloward, Jennia Parkin