For My BPC Friends And Anyone Else Who Wants To Create

Creativity is not disobedience.

- Speaker

Just For The Taste Of It

Kyle Freebarin: Here's the recipe for Diet Coke - 2 parts vomit and 1 part hobo diarrhea.

Brandon Anderson: Don't forget the carcinogens.

Kyle:  Oh, yeah.  And 3 parts cancer.

He Told Me To Post This, And I Didn't Argue

Seriously, Brandon should get the Hawes for the MBA Quotes Blog.  If that's not a service to the community, I don't know what is!

- Mathew Harrison

Note To Self - Don't Invent A Time Machine

When I was in Russia, I had a public official once tell me, "If this were 10 years ago, I'd kill you and get away with it."  That was an interesting meeting.

- Speaker

The Cost-Benefit Analysis Doesn't Lie

I decided that I am too old and too cheap to be cool.

- Professor

The Only Thing I Remember From 'The Goal' Is The Fat Kid

Operations is my bottleneck.

- Vasanth Yenegalla

Grades Don't Matter, Right?

Dang, a 97%!  I haven’t gotten that high of a score since 7^th grade.

- Curtis Heyman

Ewwwwww.....

Kyle Lemmon: I thought you didn’t buy Nathan dogs anymore.

Curtis Heyman:  You know, I’m just not willing to pay $6 for anything else.  And I figure, I can hold it until I get home.

Great...Now I'm Hungry

Justin Andersen:  First you have the CPK.  What does CPK mean again?

Janessa Cloward:  California Pizza Kitchen?

We've All Been There, Bro

That..........................test.........................sucked.

- Kenric Russell, gchat status

Hey! We Call It "Human Capital Management" Now

Non-HR Professor:  "If you are an HR person, pay attention for a minute."

(A few minutes later...)

"By the way, the HR people can go back to daydreaming now."

"It Depends" Is Always The Right Answer

Professor:  I wonder if it's gentle enough to shove it up your nose.

 

Moroni Schwab:  Depends on how far you shove it up.

And They Do

Women will buy anything.

- Professor

I Wasn't Going To Say Anything, But Since You Brought It Up...

(Talking about trimming his unibrow):

"[With the Finishing Touch] you can get the Cro-Magnon hairs that I've got here."

- Professor

I Feel Witty, Oh So Witty

I've gotta stop making clever quotes because I'm monopolizing the quote board.

- Erin Page