Principal Strickland

You know what they say, if you don't know who the slackers (in the program) are, then you're probably one of them!

- Professor

Compound W

Cluster analysis is like wart medicine - none of it really works.

- Professor

Age Brings Wisdom

People always do the easy thing, not the right thing. Just some insight from an old man.

 

- Professor

Peer Pressure

(Conversation about trying to get Steve Jackson on a team:)

Elisa Clements: Well, he said yes.

Kyle Pulley: That’s because Steve can’t say no to anyone. I’m pretty sure I could get Steve to do drugs.

Rare Commodities

Heather Archibald: You don't need a job, you just need a man.

Kristan Brooks: Those are harder to come by than jobs.

Think of Me Fondly

I had a ward member who said I reminded them of Andrew Lloyd Webber.  I did not take that as a compliment.

- Professor

Raised In (not Raising) Arizona

Professor:  Who's from Arizona?

Malorie Lewis: Chandler.

Brittany Riggs: Mesa.

Professor:  Which is all really the same thing.

Malorie: [shaking her head] They're not the same.

Government Bailouts

Professor: Where are you from?

Eli Trejo: Mexico.

Professor: Does the Mexican Government always pay?

Eli: They may pay late, but they always pay.

Natural Credit Enhancement

Professor: What is a credit enhancement, Kyle?

Kyle Freebairn: Um, well, let me tell you.  It's an enhancer that … uh … works on credit.

Self-Assured

Professor: Are you sure of that answer?

Joey Thorpe: I'm not sure of anything anymore.

Polls

With the new year comes a new quotes blog feature - the occasional poll.  In order to remember each past poll, I'll post it in the main window when it's done. 

So to get us started, look to the right to see the year's first poll, and look below to see the winner of the original poll - Rand's awesome hair.

Watch out, boy, he'll chew you up - He's a Maneater

Professor: So does Dr. Heaton sit on top of a desk like this?

Tim Hart: No, he sits on the podium.

Professor: The podium?

Ken Carpenter: Like a bird of prey.

Man Crush #3

(during a post-exam lunch)

Jason Stapley: Does Matt Schultz work out? He has nice arms.

Jay Hart: Please send that to the blog!

Chris DuBois: Oh no doubt, I'm on it.

Jason: Whatever man, that dude is ripped! I'm just speaking truth.

The Career Student

Ken Carpenter: Dude we should go get JD/MBAs and do contract law for VCs.

Ryan Wilson: Yeah, what’s two more years?

Justin Wood: [PhD Student] Try FIVE more years!

Ethics Rockstar

(Upon being the first person to finish the ethics final)

I'm the most ethical person in here.  Take that, Greg Lee!

- Derek Muaina