If Only...

If I could, I would kiss myself...but I can't.

-Andrea Cordani

Liquid Courage

That is something that BYU MBAs lack.  You need an injection of self confidence, right in the hiney.

- Professor

No Laptop Left Behind

Professor:  Have you heard the phrase that correlation does not imply causation?

Mathew Harrison:  Yeaaaah...it's kind of like laptops in the classroom.

Professor:  (blank stare) I'm sorry, I didn't see the connection there.

Crucial Conversations

(on the phone) "Uh, Lisa, this is Moroni.  You were the one who hit my car with your bike today, right?"

- Moroni Schwab

He Speaks Real Good

It doesn't matter if it's horizontical or vertical.

- Professor describing lists in Excel

The Key to Marketing

I want you to know that when I first got here I taught finance.  I taught everything, except marketing.  I'd like to teach marketing.  What could be more fun?  You just come into class, look at ads, and laugh.

- Professor

You Smell Purty

Oliver Christensen: Erox needs a relationship manager.  They need Ronell.

Elisa Clements: Do you want to go sell human pheromones?

Nate Smith: Ronell is a human pheromone.

Beam Me Up

(after having discussed the church as an organization and Lord of the Rings)

Professor: Let's try to better understand the difference between a manager and a leader.

Victor Monreal: Let's complete the perfect trifecta of the church, Lord of the Rings, and Star Trek.  Captain Kirk is a leader, whereas Spock is a manager.

 

Rustin Fullmer: Oh, now I understand!

He prefers the term "frugal"

Professor: Who is smart and cheap, Clayton?

Clayton: {silence}

Professor: You.

It's Element-ary

Carly Pedersen: I am so cold!

Andrea Cordani:  What can I do to help you?  I can't command the elements.....yet.

Power Hungry

Just to clarify, I was friend's with Jay BEFORE the power strip.

- Luke Cook

Well, That's Reassuring

It's not my habit to stop and pick up 18-year-old girls.

- Professor

He's Your Worst Nightmare

Dallan Huff: I have dreams sometimes where I'm a serial killer.

Steve Jackson: I don't even know what to say right now.

Biblical Pricing Model???

Kenric Russell:  I'm not sure if this is appropriate, but this reminds me of the parable of the....something...

Professor:  Ah yes, it's the Biblical pricing model.

Upholding BYU Values

Not only do I have ADD, I have a severe lack of integrity.

- Professor