"You're Listening to NBD..."

To a Korean Student

Professor: Do you listen to NPR?

Student: No.

Professor:  It stands for National Public Radio.  It carries news programs.  Korean is your mother tongue, right?

Student: Yes.

Professor:  If I were driving through Korea, I'd probably be listening to Nong Bong Dah

2 for the price of 1, the true Costco way

In a conversation about how it takes forever to get out of Costco...

 

"And then you have the temptress with the pizza..."

- Dustin Cook

 

About how economical the meals at costco are...

 

"A piece of pizza and a drink for 2.70?? That's like 1980!!"

- Dustin Cook

Too Sexy Indeed

Today while working on a group project:

Dave Olligschlager's phone rings and Matt Zabawa passes Dave his phone while reading the caller id:

Matt: "Oh, Andrea!" (Spoken like a true american) "Is that your girlfriend?"

Dave: "Far from. HE is too hairy for me."

Trust Her On This One...

Nicole Whitehead overhead explaining to Andrea Cordani: "I know. I'm right. I'm always right."

Wow, Rough Day For The MPAs!

Professor: One day, you will own 4 beamers and a 25,000 sf house.

Student: Well, not me, I'm an MPA student.

(Crazy laughter from the class).

Professor: Let me rephrase that...you will sitting in your tent thinking, I want that 12 foot trailer.

Hopefully Helping People Is A Good Enough Reward...

"Dear Nathan, congratulations on getting your MPA, we're sorry you didn't decide to go for the big bucks"

Professor

Taking "Stay At Home" To The Next Level

"She's not a stay at home mom right now... she's a stay at home person..."

Professor

Verbal Filters Are No Fun

"Sometimes you don't know exactly what you're going to say, and then when you hear it, it's kinda stupid"

Professor

His Eye Is On The Sparrow

Jack Shirts: grades and GPAs don't matter anyway, right?

Dallan Huff: the Lord knows what your GPA is, Jack

Janessa Cloward: I don't think the Lord cares what my GPA is

Dallan: if the Lord cares about a sparrow falling, He cares about what your GPA is

Summer Quotes

Hey everyone

As I'm the new quotemaster round these parts, I first wanted to take the chance to thank Brandon for all of the hard, hilarious work he's done with this blog. I won't be changing much, since he's set a pretty good standard, although if anyone has any suggestions, feel free to send them my way.

Although the volume of quotes won't be as high over the summer, the blog won't be closing! Feel free to send any funny quotes that happen this summer over to me; you can come up with a title yourself or you can trust my comedic skills. My email address is ckdubois@gmail.com.

Also, don't forget to share the quote blog address to any incoming '12ers you may know!

Have a great summer everyone,
-Chris

Yu, Mi, & Kimchee

Professor:  Do you know where most of the Kimchee comes from?

Korean Student Yumi Lee:  Korea?

Professor:  No.  China.

Yumi:  Noooooooooo!!!!!

Take Off, Eh!

Jared Mackrory:  Sometimes they act like hosers.

Rand Blair: Jared, quit using slang from 10 years ago.

Steve Jackson: What are you talking about?  They use the word "Hoser" in Canada now.

Rand Blair: Case in point.

What Do Germans NOT Hate?

Germans HATE inflation.  Italians and French love the stuff.  But Germans HATE inflation.  They won't tolerate the stuff.


- Professor

M&A

They call it the fall of the wall, but really it was an acquisition.  West Germany acquired East Germany.


- Professor

Huh?

Wall street and their mortgages...that's a bad one-night stand.

Professor