Heaton Beatin'

(after a particularly raucous class session)

 

Oliver Christensen: So, have you decided that you want to come to BYU after visiting class today?

 

Prospective Student: I'm not as scared any more...it's not as serious as I was thinking it would be.

 

Emily Tanner: Well, this class isn't very representative. You should attend a finance class.

 

Oliver: He needs to experience the Heaton Beatin'.

 

Chloe Andersen: Any interest in attending Advanced Corporate Finance?

Prospective Student: Not if I'm going to walk out sucking my thumb.