Marriott School Idol

Chris Fisher:  That's awesome!  You are my idol.

 

Carly Pedersen: Uh...that's unfortunate.  You should get a new idol.

 

Dave Wood:  Ok, will you be my graven image instead?

Jerky Boys

Professor: Wow what did you think about Brandon's presentation?

Tyson Woodruff: He kind of came off as a jerk.

Greg Lee: I liked it.

Professor in reference to Greg's comment:  Well you know, jerks like jerks.

Oh Yeah!

I'm just a love machine!

- Professor

Dirrty

(In speaking to a group of older, single women.)

Wait, how old are we?  We are all in dire need of dirty.

- Kristan Brooks

What can go wrong at Wymount?

(Regarding checking on their four kids, who were home during the NAC event.)

Esther Liddicoat: We should probably get home.

Brian Henderson: Are your kids babysitting each other?

Esther: Yeahhhh. Well, we've got a ten year old, and neighbor kids are helping. You know, making sure there are no fights.

 

David Liddicoat: What can go wrong at Wymount? She's mature. She's ten and a half.

The Midas Touch

(After hearing that Kyle Freebairn's team took first in the Idea Pitch.)
 
Man, Kyle succeeds at everything he does.  Everything he touches turns to gold...(pause)...I need him to touch me...

- Mathew Harrison

Are you ready for some Football?

I am gitty for FOOTBALL!

- Chris Brasher

Dictionary.com.

- gitty: n, in the UK, an alleyway (slang)

Tough Questions

Professor:  You're in your groups, right?  Paul, what group are you in?

Paul Winterowd:  Uhhh....

Nobody's Perfect

My wife is blessed with the gift of a critical eye.  I wouldn't know all my imperfections if it wasn't for her.  I would think that I was ready to be exalted.  She just wants to be helpful!

- Professor

Chinese Saying: Pai Ma Pi

It means, "Pat the horse's bottom"...or as Shan would say, "Lick the horse's bottom."

- Professor

We Are All On Drugs

And sometimes, let me just say this, being delusional is like a drug and I’m really good at being delusional.

- Erin Page

Mo' Money

(After a rather lengthy discussion with the waitress regarding the size of the claws on the lobsters in the tank, Kyle asked the waitress at Red Lobster a very important question.)

Kyle Freebairn:  "If you had just won $10,000 in a competition, and you came to Red Lobster to celebrate, what would you order?"

 

Rand Blair: "Let's be clear, Kyle.  You won one-third of $10,000."

 

Kyle: "True.  (to waitress) Still, if you had just won your share of $10,000 in a waitressing competition, what would you order?"

 

Waitress: "That's hard.  There are actually three things I would choose."

 

Rand: "That seems like a lot of food."

 

Kyle: "Hmm....Well, we did win $10,000 -- so just give me all three and I will eat one and we can throw the other two away."

No, We're Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get A Little Crazy

Anybody who wants to come into my office and bite their fingers until they bleed...they get any grade they want...cause that's frickin crazy!

- Professor

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

It's a terrible burden that we carry.

- Professor, talking about his PhD and the expectations that come with it

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself

Sometimes my biggest pet peeve is other people - that they exist.

- Jesse Carman