(After a rather lengthy discussion with the waitress regarding the size of the claws on the lobsters in the tank, Kyle asked the waitress at Red Lobster a very important question.)
Kyle Freebairn: "If you had just won $10,000 in a competition, and you came to Red Lobster to celebrate, what would you order?"
Rand Blair: "Let's be clear, Kyle. You won one-third of $10,000."
Kyle: "True. (to waitress) Still, if you had just won your share of $10,000 in a waitressing competition, what would you order?"
Waitress: "That's hard. There are actually three things I would choose."
Rand: "That seems like a lot of food."
Kyle: "Hmm....Well, we did win $10,000 -- so just give me all three and I will eat one and we can throw the other two away."
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